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Clash wits with the most manipulative pirate in gaming history. He will beg, gaslight, and meme until you break. In this satire of gaming culture, your only goal is to NOT press X. But you probably will.
1/24/2026
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English, Russian, Belarusian
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Right now, you can buy Don't press X to free the pirate! for as low as $2.69, depending on the store and platform.
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On Steam, Don't press X to free the pirate! is listed at $2.69 (MSRP $2.99).
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Don't press X to free the pirate! is available on PC.
Don't press X to free the pirate! is primarily a single-player experience.
Don't press X to free the pirate! launched on Sat Jan 24 2026.
The game requires at least 1 GB of free space, but 2 GB is recommended for the best experience.
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| Other | USER REQUIREMENT: You must possess a Level 50 Resistance to Cynicism. If you are easily offended by cringy jokes, bad puns, or mean pirates, DO NOT INSTALL. | RECOMMENDED EXPERIENCE: 15+ years of internet lurking required. Proficiency in MMO mechanics and gaming tropes is essential. A general appreciation of Otaku culture is a massive plus (and will help you survive the references). |
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