Buy Floppy Dick – Lowest Price, Deals & Price History
$1.99
Compare Floppy Dick prices across PC. See the current lowest price, price history, and system requirements.
Game Prices Across All Stores
Deal Verdict
Poor Deal
$1.99
Price History
The current price of $1.99 matches the all-time low, making this one of the best prices available.
- 7-day low
$1.99
- 30-day low
$1.99
- All-time low
$1.99
$1.99
Lowest Recorded Offers
- Steam
$1.99
About
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
System Requirements
Supported Languages
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Achievements
Flap 100
Flap 500
First flap
Flap 1000
First death
EASY: Die 10
MEDIUM: Die 10
HARDCORE: Die 10
EASY: Score 10
MEDIUM: Score 10Floppy Dick Patch Notes And Updates
Floppy Dick Buying and Gameplay FAQs
Where can I buy Floppy Dick the cheapest?
The cheapest price right now is $1.99 at Steam (0% off the $1.99 list price).
How much does Floppy Dick cost?
Right now, you can buy Floppy Dick for as low as $1.99 ($1.99 MSRP), depending on the store and platform.
Is Floppy Dick on Xbox Game Pass?
No, Floppy Dick is not currently on Xbox Game Pass. The cheapest way to play is to buy it as low as $1.99, depending on the store and platform.
How much is Floppy Dick on Steam?
On Steam, Floppy Dick is listed at $1.99 (MSRP $1.99).
What is the historical lowest price for Floppy Dick?
The lowest recorded price for Floppy Dick is FREE, based on past sales and discounts.
Is Floppy Dick single-player only?
Floppy Dick is primarily a single-player experience.
Is Floppy Dick available on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, or Switch?
Floppy Dick is available on PC.
When did Floppy Dick release?
Floppy Dick launched on March 23, 2026.
How much free space do I need for Floppy Dick?
The game requires at least 110 MB of free space.