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85Highly Rated
2hMain Story
2020Released

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Price History

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All-time low

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Ratings

85

Highly Rated

Score from 5 sources, critics and players combined
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OpenCritic
79/100
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Metacritic
78/100
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Xbox
4.1/5
PlayStation Logo
PlayStation276 reviews
4.68/5
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Steam702 reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive

About

The Procession to Calvary is an indie adventure game developed and published by Joe Richardson under SUPERHOT PRESENTS. Released on April 9, 2020, this title falls within the comedy and puzzle genres while offering a single-player experience. The game serves as a spiritual successor to Four Last Things and features a narrative style reminiscent of Monty Python. Players navigate a world constructed from hundreds of Renaissance paintings to complete various tasks in the story. The main plot involves finding the escaped tyrant Heavenly Peter after the holy war ends and the churches fall into ruin. During your journey, you will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, and assist an inept street magician. Other activities include singing, dancing, playing a flute, poking a man's face, hunting for treasure, and chatting with God. The main story takes approximately two hours to finish, while the full experience including extras extends to three hours. A completionist run of the game also requires about three hours to complete all available content.

Details

Platforms
Release Date
  • 4/9/2020

Developers
Publishers

System Requirements

CPU2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory2 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space
CPU2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory4 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space
OSMac OSX 10.7
CPU2 GHz CPU
Memory2 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space
OSMac OS 10.11
CPU2 GHz CPU
Memory4 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space
OSUbuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
CPU2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory2 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space
OSUbuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
CPU2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory4 GB RAM
Storage1 GB available space

How Long To Beat

Main Story
2 Hours
Main Story + Extra
3 Hours
Completionist
3 Hours

Steam Stats

  • Steam Deck

    The Procession to Calvary - Verified Steam Deck CompatabilityVerified
  • Owners

    100,000 - 200,000

Achievements

21 Total Achievements
Achievement - Whoopsie!Whoopsie!
Achievement - Abuse DemocracyAbuse Democracy
Achievement - Duped!Duped!
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #1Magician's Assistant #1
Achievement - Who's a good boy!?Who's a good boy!?
Achievement - Win the Talent ShowWin the Talent Show
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #2Magician's Assistant #2
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #3Magician's Assistant #3
Achievement - King for a DayKing for a Day
Achievement - Treasure HunterTreasure Hunter
21 Total Achievements
Achievement - Whoopsie!Whoopsie!
Achievement - Abuse DemocracyAbuse Democracy
Achievement - Duped!Duped!
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #1Magician's Assistant #1
Achievement - Who's a good boy!?Who's a good boy!?
Achievement - Win the Talent ShowWin the Talent Show
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #2Magician's Assistant #2
Achievement - Magician's Assistant #3Magician's Assistant #3
Achievement - King for a DayKing for a Day
Achievement - Treasure HunterTreasure Hunter

The Procession to Calvary Buying and Gameplay FAQs

Where can I buy The Procession to Calvary the cheapest?

The cheapest price right now is $0.20 at G2Play (98% off the $9.99 list price).

Is The Procession to Calvary on sale right now?

Yes, The Procession to Calvary is currently on sale with up to 98% off at select stores.

How much does The Procession to Calvary cost?

Right now, you can buy The Procession to Calvary for as low as $0.20 ($9.99 MSRP), depending on the store and platform.

Is The Procession to Calvary on Xbox Game Pass?

No, The Procession to Calvary is not currently on Xbox Game Pass. The cheapest way to play is to buy it as low as $0.20, depending on the store and platform.

How much is The Procession to Calvary on Steam?

On Steam, The Procession to Calvary is listed at $9.99 (MSRP $9.99).

What is the historical lowest price for The Procession to Calvary?

The lowest recorded price for The Procession to Calvary is $0.16, based on past sales and discounts.

Is The Procession to Calvary single-player only?

The Procession to Calvary is primarily a single-player experience.

Can I play The Procession to Calvary on Steam Deck?

Yes. The Procession to Calvary is rated Verified on Steam Deck, so it runs well on the handheld with no extra setup.

Is The Procession to Calvary available on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, or Switch?

The Procession to Calvary is available on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, and Nintendo.

How long does it take to beat The Procession to Calvary?

The main story takes around 2 hours, while a completionist run averages 3 hours.

When did The Procession to Calvary release?

The Procession to Calvary launched on April 9, 2020.

How much free space do I need for The Procession to Calvary?

You'll need about 1 GB of free space to install and play.

What age rating is The Procession to Calvary?

The Procession to Calvary is rated M for Blood, Language, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, and Violence.

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